The official uniform of “I just need to nip out” vibes. This khaki green hoodie has big 'ran out of social battery' energy with enough room to hide snacks, regrets, or both. Longline for extra bum coverage, soft enough to cancel plans in. Wear it with leggings and a strong coffee for maximum stealth mode.
📌 Features:
Brand: Matalan
Size: Large (fits UK 14/16)
Colour: Khaki green
Longline relaxed fit
Drawstring hood
Front kangaroo pocket (aka phone, keys & snack stash)
Ribbed cuffs & hem
Soft, cosy interior
Light bobbling – just lived-in enough to look cool
Perfect for lazy layering, errands, or avoiding your ex in Tesco
